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Boy Band Nightmare!
It has recently come to our attention that a worrying number of the Eagles
players are closet boy band fans! Such is the relaxed attitude amongst today’s society that these people are beginning
to think it is okay to come out of that closet and announce their love and passion for the boy band of their choice.
Well, I for one say NO! It’s not okay!! The more people that support
this rubbish, the more we will be subjected to shows like Pop Idol and X-Factor, which once past the vaguely humorous stage
of watching the dregs of British society humiliate themselves in front an audience of millions, becomes mind numbing and pointless.
It’s time these ‘fans’ of boy bands were exposed and humiliated
the way they should be!! If you have to see a boy band, go and see Slade or Status Quo or if you are really adventurous try
the Eagles!
A recent approach to Mr ainsley, regarding his rumoured love of Westlife.
When questionned he confidently stated, "I will happily list every gig I've ever been to.......... Girls Aloud.......... Sugababes
a few weeks ago"*
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Position |
Number 1 fan |
Boyband |
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1 |
Jelley, Gareth |
Robbie Williams (TWICE!!) |
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2 |
Ainsley, Nick |
Westlife |
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3 |
Mark Rowntree |
Take That ReUnion |
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4 |
Masa |
Spice Girls |
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If you have information on someone who has attended a boy band or girl band concert,
email CRIMESTOPPERS now at merton_eagles@hotmail.com. Your information will be treated with the strictest
of confidence. Probably.
Please note: All of the above, is to the
best of our information true, apart from the bits that are made up.
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