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Boy Band Nightmare!

It has recently come to our attention that a worrying number of the Eagles players are closet boy band fans! Such is the relaxed attitude amongst today’s society that these people are beginning to think it is okay to come out of that closet and announce their love and passion for the boy band of their choice.

Well, I for one say NO! It’s not okay!! The more people that support this rubbish, the more we will be subjected to shows like Pop Idol and X-Factor, which once past the vaguely humorous stage of watching the dregs of British society humiliate themselves in front an audience of millions, becomes mind numbing and pointless.

It’s time these ‘fans’ of boy bands were exposed and humiliated the way they should be!! If you have to see a boy band, go and see Slade or Status Quo or if you are really adventurous try the Eagles!

A recent approach to Mr ainsley, regarding his rumoured love of Westlife. When questionned he confidently stated, "I will happily list every gig I've ever been to.......... Girls Aloud.......... Sugababes a few weeks ago"*

Position

Number 1 fan

Boyband

1

Jelley, Gareth

Robbie Williams (TWICE!!)

2

Ainsley, Nick

Westlife

3

Mark Rowntree

Take That ReUnion

4

Masa

Spice Girls

5

 

 

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If you have information on someone who has attended a boy band or girl band concert, email CRIMESTOPPERS now at merton_eagles@hotmail.com. Your information will be treated with the strictest of confidence. Probably.

 

 

Please note: All of the above, is to the best of our information true, apart from the bits that are made up.