More an amusement than rubbish, Rhett proved himself to be a pretty good striker. Unless he was sober!

 

Rumoured to actually arrive at the ground the night before the match and sleep over, Rhett was often seen swigging from a can of White Lightening cider seconds before kick off.

 

Very fast but often unsteady on his feet, Rhett soon endeared himself to his team mates with his goal scoring record, although all were reluctant to celebrate a goal with any physical contact.

 

Last seen with a 4 pack of Tenants Extra, Rhetts current whereabouts are unknown

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